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I'm honored to be sitting in as a guest contributor today while Jeri is out in the field doing research for her next blog: Swimming at My Boyfriend's House and Lazing Around Getting Tan While Other People Do My Work For Me.

Since today is the first day of what will be a...

It's not all about the baby.  

Let's be honest: The parents are really just interested in getting someone to take the kid(s) off their hands for a few hours and have it be socially acceptable.  How that got to mean it was okay to hire unexperienced children who aren't e...

Aren't they all?

I honestly don't know why this seems to be some sort of universal truth.  I mean, my friends aren't freaks.  Sure, they're not in my league (who is?), but they're cool enough for me to hang out with, so that's quite an endorsement, and one I know they'r...

So.  I was looking around for interesting blog subjects, just to get my feet wet and give you a little taste of my range of interests.

Am I interested in politics?  I really wasn't, but, as it turns out, I have an uncanny instinct for it:

And check it out: This was...

I'm very surprised, um, proud to be introducing this special guest contributor to my blog!

This is Johnson Pinecone.

Believe it or not, he was this really geeky kid in my class -

I mean absolutely, shockingly, definitively geeky with a 

capital GEEK.

He wasn't someone...

Hi fans, acolytes, and wannabes!  Welcome back to my read-it-first blog.

I'll be covering lots of cool topics and stuff, like Don't Try to Change the World Without These

Must-Have Shoes and Toxic Masculinity: Is Your Boyfriend's Body Spray Super Gross? Five Steps t...

Where have I been? I'm shocked at all of you. Where have YOU been?

A first reader for children with interactive foldout flaps that surprise and entertain.