Meet Johnson!

May 31, 2018

I'm very surprised, um, proud to be introducing this special guest contributor to my blog!

 

This is Johnson Pinecone.

 

Believe it or not, he was this really geeky kid in my class -

I mean absolutely, shockingly, definitively geeky with a 

capital GEEK.

 

He wasn't someone you simply ignored.  He was utterly

nonexistent.  I KNOW!!!!  Unimaginable (well, for me, anyway.  Can't speak for you, but that's why you're here, right?).  Anyway, I only became aware of him when he started to pester (*Editor's note: I'm trying to introduce new words to Jeri's vocabulary.  And yours, no offense) me on the bus to school with stupid hand-made junk and lame attempts at conversation.

 

This went on and on and on.  Then, to my total shock, he got a job at my grandparents' (*Editor's note: this is the proper use of the apostrophe when referring to plurals, one of the most common 
mista . . . oh, shut up, Teena) farm one summer.  No matter what I did I couldn't get rid of the jerk.

 

I don't know how it happened, but he was completely transformed - total re-do from geek to hottie - overnight!!!

 

 

 

 

There's a whole big long story about it and I'll fill in the details in future blogs, but now, I'll turn it over to my guest, who will comment from time to time on crushing crushes (and he would know), serious relationships (up to three months!), and what it's like to go from Geek to ME!

 

Take it away, Johnson!

 

Thank you, Jeri.  [*ahem*]  In sum:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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